Very well put, my disadvantaged friend.
Your confidence is admirable.
That wouldn’t be the word I would use to describe it.
I said ‘war’ out of politeness towards, Charles. After all, ‘war’ would mean both sides have an equal chance of winning.
I’ve found someone who comes pretty close. Not quite there, but pretty damned close. And… no don’t you bring my hair into this.
Should I be flatted or should I not jump into conclusions so suddenly? All is fair in love and war.
Now you and I both no that I’m not the quitting type. I appreciate your concern for my appearance, but I’m more worried about that pretty face of yours.
You mustn’t worry about me. After all, if I recall correctly, you’re the one rumored to have never found a lover you like more than your own hair.
Take it as you must. If you take it as war, then war it is. May the best man win. The revenge will be worth the wait.
Give up while you still can, Charles. Wouldn’t want you to get disheveled.
Of course it did. I hope you realize that this warrants revenge on my part. You have been warned, love.
I will take that as a declaration of war. I shall await this revenge patiently.